BANDS I SAW ON FRIDAY NIGHT:

SHORTSTOP FROM TOKYO

THE DYES

CHECK THEM OUT…DOUCHEBAGS!!!

SKETCH BY DIRK I. TIEDE

HELLO DOUCHEBAGS!

Did you get one of these flyers at C2E2? If you did and kept it(you better have, you douche!), congratulations…you are now a honorary Douchebag Dave Minion. I welcome you to my site, but coming here demands something from you, you goddamn douchebag! You must participate in my ongoing plan to defeat Neal Coffee and David Break. They are shit bags! I will not tolerate them anymore. What can you do to help? First things first, if you are truly a loyal minion, take a picture of you with the flyer you got at C2E2 and send it to…dave@douchebagdave.net If you send me a picture, I’ll post it here on the site or maybe other places, I don’t know….yet! If you really want to gain my “DOUCHEBAG RESPECT” you should do things such as…

If you can do any of those things listed. You may be my new friend….or not! I’ll decide! One last thing…check out www.coffeebreakseries.com…not because I want you to like Neal Coffee and David Break…but because I want you to see how lame they are! Until next time…

LATER DOUCHEBAGS!

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^ This is some new trend that is starting up. I see that everyone and their douchebag mother has one of these. Go ahead, ask me anything…you fucking douchebags! I’m going to C2E2 this weekend. If you see me there, say hi, so I can tell you to get the hell away from me and my Ion Swass! I’ll have a video update about my C2E2 exoerience up no later than Sunday.

Good day…douchebags